Saturday, March 22, 2008

Super Sunday - Man United Vs Liverpool




Rival Reds 'First On The Menu'

Easter is traditionally the time of the season when titles are won and lost, and on Sunday, the ‘Big Four’ in the Premier League all meet in what is sure to be a day that sorts the men from the boys in this year’s championship race.

The day kicks off early in the afternoon when the two most successful clubs in English football history meet at Old Trafford in a game that is always keenly contested.

Only a few miles separate Liverpool and United geographically, but this season the Red Devils are once again enjoying superiority over their major rivals in the League.

Yet, it is Liverpool though who are the form side, having won seven consecutive games since there embarrassing exit from the FA Cup at the hands of Barnsley.

The Reds have found some form since manager Rafa Benitez settled on his first choice line-up, where the excellent Javier Mascherano and Xabi Alonso sit in front of the back four, allowing Steven Gerrard the freedom to support in-form Fernando Torres in attack.

Benitez has come in for some unfair criticism this season, with much of the media expecting his side to become champions despite spending considerably less than United in the summer. This game is a chance for Liverpool to finally get one over there local rivals, having never beaten United since Benitez became manager in 2004.

Stage Set For Torres And Ronaldo

The game is also a chance for United to extend there lead at the top of the league, and despite not finding their best form in recent weeks, they will be confident of continuing their excellent recent record against Liverpool.

United have been solid rather than spectacular in recent games, and with Ronaldo in their team as long as they keep it tight at the back they will always get goals. United won the earlier fixture this season at Anfield through a goal from Carlos Tevez, but Alex Ferguson’s were quite lucky to take all three points that day despite managing to keep Fernando Torres quiet.

Rio Ferdinand is a doubt for United, and Ferguson will be hoping that the England centre back will be fit because he has the pace to cope with Torres. If Ferdinand is missing, Torres will fancy his chances of adding to his fantastic run of form - the Spanish forward has hit nine goals in his last six appearances, and has become the first Liverpool player since Robbie Fowler to score more than 20 goals in a season.

Torres is closing in of Ronaldo at the top of the scorer’s charts, and whichever of these in form players produces on the day could ensure the three points for his side.

Elsewhere, however, both sides are brimming with quality - the midfield battle between Mascherano, Gerrard and Alonso on one side and Anderson, Hargreaves and Scholes on the other will be fascinating. Both sides will be quite content with a share of the spoils, so long as the later kick-off between Chelsea and Arsenal ends all square, however a win for United and they will be closing in on their 10th Premier League crown.

If Liverpool can take maximum points and Chelsea fail to beat Arsenal, The Reds could start to target a 3rd place finish, but for now they will be happy to see off the thread of Mersey rivals Everton and finish in the top four. The stage has been set, and the biggest day in the Premier League this season should begin with a riveting and passionate tussle between these two heavyweights of the English game.

FORM GUIDE

Manchester United

18 Mar v Bolton (h) WON 2-0 (Prem)

15 Mar v Derby (a) WON 1-0 (Prem)

08 Mar v Portsmouth (h) LOST 0-1 (FA Cup)

04 Mar v Lyon (h) WON 1-0 (CL)

01 Mar v Fulham (a) WON 3-0 (Prem)

23 Feb v Newcastle (a) WON 5-1 (Prem)

Liverpool

15 Mar v Reading (h) WON 2-1 (Prem)

11 Mar v Internazionale (a) WON 1-0 (CL)

08 Mar v Newcastle (h) WON 3-0 (Prem)

05 Mar v West Ham (h) WON 4-0 (Prem)

02 Mar v Bolton (a) WON 3-1 (Prem)

23 Feb v Middlesbrough (h) WON 3-2 (Prem)

TEAM NEWS

Manchester United

Alex Ferguson rested many of his big guns for the midweek win against struggling Bolton. The likes of Rooney, Ferdinand, Evra, Scholes and Giggs should all return for what is still United’s biggest home match of the season. Gary Neville and Michael Silvestre are close to a return, but will not be reintroduced for such a highly charged fixture. Edwin Van der Sar (groin), Rio Ferdinand (back) and Louis Saha (hamstring) are all doubtful.

Last Starting XI (4-4-2 v Bolton) Kuszczak - Hargreaves, Vidic (Brown 58), Pique, O‘Shea - Ronaldo, Fletcher, Anderson (Scholes 70), Nani - Tevez, Saha (Rooney 70).

Liverpool

Rafa Benitez has finally settled on a regular side, and the former Valencia boss is reaping the rewards with Liverpool finally finding some consistency at just the right stage of the season. Only defenders Daniel Agger (foot) and Steve Finnan (hamstring) are expected to miss out, so expect Rafa to stick with the XI that beat Reading last weekend.

Last Starting XI (4-2-3-1 v Reading): Reina - Arbeloa, Carragher, Skrtel, Fabio Aurelio - Xabi Alonso, Mastering - Kuyt (Benayoun 80), Gerrard (Hyypia 90), Babel (Riise 83) - Torres.

PLAYERS TO WATCH

Manchester United

Cristiano Ronaldo bagged another double in midweek against Bolton, taking his goals tally to an astonishing 33 in all competitions this season. An indicator of the importance of the Portuguese winger is the fact that he is the scorer of United’s four most recent goals, and the only United man to score in United’s last four games. United fans would welcome another goal or two against Liverpool on Sunday.

Liverpool

Javier Mascherano has become as important to Liverpool as Gerrard, Carragher and Torres in recent weeks with his tireless work ethic, almost perfect timing in the tackle and astute positional sense. ‘Jefecito’ is fast becoming the Premier League’s most complete defensive midfielder, and if he is at his best the Argentine enforcer is capable of snuffing out the danger posed by the aforementioned Ronaldo and his team mates.

PREDICTION

Games between these two are notoriously cagey, and this one will be no different. A moment of brilliance from Torres or Ronaldo could decide it, or a mistake on either side. The smart money would be on a low scoring affair, and with United’s excellent home record and Liverpool’s recent improvement it is hard to see either side losing.

My Take :Manchester United 1-1 Liverpool

Friday, March 14, 2008

The Champions League Draw

The world's smallest bodybuilder











At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya 'Romeo' Dev is the world's smallest bodybuilder.

Pint-sized Romeo is well-known in his hometown of Phagwara, India - for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9kg body weight.

Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training.

Unlike many dwarfs, Romeo is well proportioned, with a head circumference of 15in and a chest measurement of 20in.

Romeo said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for the last two years and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world.

"I have always been fit but since I started working out, I have become famous for my strength.

"My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and do aerobics and dance. People are always pleased to see me. I have been invited on TV shows and dance on stage."

His trainer Ranjeet Pal spents hours helping his 19-year-old protege build his small muscles to perfection.

"Because of his small size, I don't assign him hard exercises. But Romeo trains more or less the same as anyone else and he's much more determined.

"When he first started, I insisted he did a month of basic exercises like aerobics, push-ups and basic gymnastics to prepare his body.

"After that, I made lightweight dumbbells and taught him basic weight-lifting exercises to shape his biceps and triceps. His size and his weight were taken care of so that he never hurt himself."

Determined Romeo is hoping to have an entertainment career after performing in many local TV shows.

He said: "I earn good money through my dance and bodybuilding shows but being rich doesn't interest me.

"My dream is to travel a lot - I want to perform in London with my idol, Jazzy-B."

It's good to be back..

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

EPL 07-08 Schedule ..




Premier League fixtures 2007-08 - English Premier League Schedule and Fixtures

(All Fixtures Subject Change)

Saturday, 11 August 2007
Arsenal v Fulham
Aston Villa v Liverpool
Bolton v Newcastle
Chelsea v Birmingham
Derby v Portsmouth
Everton v Wigan
Man Utd v Reading
Middlesbrough v Blackburn
Sunderland v Tottenham
West Ham v Man City

Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Birmingham v Sunderland
Portsmouth v Man Utd
Reading v Chelsea
Tottenham v Everton
Wigan v Middlesbrough

Wednesday, 15 August 2007
Blackburn v Aston Villa
Fulham v Bolton
Liverpool v West Ham
Man City v Derby
Newcastle v Arsenal

Saturday, 18 August 2007
Birmingham v West Ham
Blackburn v Arsenal
Fulham v Middlesbrough
Liverpool v Chelsea
Man City v Man Utd
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Portsmouth v Bolton
Reading v Everton
Tottenham v Derby
Wigan v Sunderland

Saturday, 25 August 2007
Arsenal v Man City
Aston Villa v Fulham
Bolton v Reading
Chelsea v Portsmouth
Derby v Birmingham
Everton v Blackburn
Man Utd v Tottenham
Middlesbrough v Newcastle
Sunderland v Liverpool
West Ham v Wigan

Saturday, 1 September 2007
Arsenal v Portsmouth
Aston Villa v Chelsea
Blackburn v Man City
Bolton v Everton
Fulham v Tottenham
Liverpool v Derby
Man Utd v Sunderland
Middlesbrough v Birmingham
Newcastle v Wigan
Reading v West Ham

Saturday, 15 September 2007
Birmingham v Bolton
Chelsea v Blackburn
Derby v Newcastle
Everton v Man Utd
Man City v Aston Villa
Portsmouth v Liverpool
Sunderland v Reading
Tottenham v Arsenal
West Ham v Middlesbrough
Wigan v Fulham

Saturday, 22 September 2007
Arsenal v Derby
Aston Villa v Everton
Blackburn v Portsmouth
Bolton v Tottenham
Fulham v Man City
Liverpool v Birmingham
Man Utd v Chelsea
Middlesbrough v Sunderland
Newcastle v West Ham
Reading v Wigan

Saturday, 29 September 2007
Birmingham v Man Utd
Chelsea v Fulham
Derby v Bolton
Everton v Newcastle
Man City v Middlesbrough
Portsmouth v Reading
Sunderland v Blackburn
Tottenham v Aston Villa
West Ham v Arsenal
Wigan v Liverpool

Saturday, 6 October 2007
Arsenal v Sunderland
Aston Villa v West Ham
Blackburn v Birmingham
Bolton v Chelsea
Fulham v Portsmouth
Liverpool v Tottenham
Man Utd v Wigan
Middlesbrough v Everton
Newcastle v Man City
Reading v Derby

Saturday, 20 October 2007
Arsenal v Bolton
Aston Villa v Man Utd
Blackburn v Reading
Everton v Liverpool
Fulham v Derby
Man City v Birmingham
Middlesbrough v Chelsea
Newcastle v Tottenham
West Ham v Sunderland
Wigan v Portsmouth

Saturday, 27 October 2007
Birmingham v Wigan
Bolton v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Man City
Derby v Everton
Liverpool v Arsenal
Man Utd v Middlesbrough
Portsmouth v West Ham
Reading v Newcastle
Sunderland v Fulham
Tottenham v Blackburn

Saturday, 3 November 2007
Arsenal v Man Utd
Aston Villa v Derby
Blackburn v Liverpool
Everton v Birmingham
Fulham v Reading
Man City v Sunderland
Middlesbrough v Tottenham
Newcastle v Portsmouth
West Ham v Bolton
Wigan v Chelsea


Saturday, 10 November 2007
Birmingham v Aston Villa
Bolton v Middlesbrough
Chelsea v Everton
Derby v West Ham
Liverpool v Fulham
Man Utd v Blackburn
Portsmouth v Man City
Reading v Arsenal
Sunderland v Newcastle
Tottenham v Wigan

Saturday, 24 November 2007
Arsenal v Wigan
Birmingham v Portsmouth
Bolton v Man Utd
Derby v Chelsea
Everton v Sunderland
Fulham v Blackburn
Man City v Reading
Middlesbrough v Aston Villa
Newcastle v Liverpool
West Ham v Tottenham

Saturday, 1 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal
Blackburn v Newcastle
Chelsea v West Ham
Liverpool v Bolton
Man Utd v Fulham
Portsmouth v Everton
Reading v Middlesbrough
Sunderland v Derby
Tottenham v Birmingham
Wigan v Man City

Saturday, 8 December 2007
Aston Villa v Portsmouth
Blackburn v West Ham
Bolton v Wigan
Chelsea v Sunderland
Everton v Fulham
Man Utd v Derby
Middlesbrough v Arsenal
Newcastle v Birmingham
Reading v Liverpool
Tottenham v Man City

Saturday, 15 December 2007
Arsenal v Chelsea
Birmingham v Reading
Derby v Middlesbrough
Fulham v Newcastle
Liverpool v Man Utd
Man City v Bolton
Portsmouth v Tottenham
Sunderland v Aston Villa
West Ham v Everton
Wigan v Blackburn

Saturday, 22 December 2007
Arsenal v Tottenham
Aston Villa v Man City
Blackburn v Chelsea
Bolton v Birmingham
Fulham v Wigan
Liverpool v Portsmouth
Man Utd v Everton
Middlesbrough v West Ham
Newcastle v Derby
Reading v Sunderland

Wednesday, 26 December 2007
Birmingham v Middlesbrough
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Derby v Liverpool
Everton v Bolton
Man City v Blackburn
Portsmouth v Arsenal
Sunderland v Man Utd
Tottenham v Fulham
West Ham v Reading
Wigan v Newcastle

Saturday, 29 December 2007
Birmingham v Fulham
Chelsea v Newcastle
Derby v Blackburn
Everton v Arsenal
Man City v Liverpool
Portsmouth v Middlesbrough
Sunderland v Bolton
Tottenham v Reading
West Ham v Man Utd
Wigan v Aston Villa

Tuesday, 1 January 2008
Arsenal v West Ham
Aston Villa v Tottenham
Blackburn v Sunderland
Bolton v Derby
Fulham v Chelsea
Liverpool v Wigan
Man Utd v Birmingham
Middlesbrough v Man City
Newcastle v Everton
Reading v Portsmouth

Saturday, 12 January 2008
Arsenal v Birmingham
Aston Villa v Reading
Bolton v Blackburn
Chelsea v Tottenham
Derby v Wigan
Everton v Man City
Man Utd v Newcastle
Middlesbrough v Liverpool
Sunderland v Portsmouth
West Ham v Fulham

Saturday, 19 January 2008
Birmingham v Chelsea
Blackburn v Middlesbrough
Fulham v Arsenal
Liverpool v Aston Villa
Man City v West Ham
Newcastle v Bolton
Portsmouth v Derby
Reading v Man Utd
Tottenham v Sunderland
Wigan v Everton

Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Arsenal v Newcastle
Bolton v Fulham
Derby v Man City
Middlesbrough v Wigan
Sunderland v Birmingham
West Ham v Liverpool

Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Aston Villa v Blackburn
Chelsea v Reading
Everton v Tottenham
Man Utd v Portsmouth

Saturday, 2 February 2008
Birmingham v Derby
Blackburn v Everton
Fulham v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Sunderland
Man City v Arsenal
Newcastle v Middlesbrough
Portsmouth v Chelsea
Reading v Bolton
Tottenham v Man Utd
Wigan v West Ham



Saturday, 9 February 2008
Arsenal v Blackburn
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Bolton v Portsmouth
Chelsea v Liverpool
Derby v Tottenham
Everton v Reading
Man Utd v Man City
Middlesbrough v Fulham
Sunderland v Wigan
West Ham v Birmingham

Saturday, 23 February 2008
Birmingham v Arsenal
Blackburn v Bolton
Fulham v West Ham
Liverpool v Middlesbrough
Man City v Everton
Newcastle v Man Utd
Portsmouth v Sunderland
Reading v Aston Villa
Tottenham v Chelsea
Wigan v Derby

Saturday, 1 March 2008
Arsenal v Aston Villa
Birmingham v Tottenham
Bolton v Liverpool
Derby v Sunderland
Everton v Portsmouth
Fulham v Man Utd
Man City v Wigan
Middlesbrough v Reading
Newcastle v Blackburn
West Ham v Chelsea

Saturday, 8 March 2008
Aston Villa v Middlesbrough
Blackburn v Fulham
Chelsea v Derby
Liverpool v Newcastle
Man Utd v Bolton
Portsmouth v Birmingham
Reading v Man City
Sunderland v Everton
Tottenham v West Ham
Wigan v Arsenal

Saturday, 15 March 2008
Arsenal v Middlesbrough
Birmingham v Newcastle
Derby v Man Utd
Fulham v Everton
Liverpool v Reading
Man City v Tottenham
Portsmouth v Aston Villa
Sunderland v Chelsea
West Ham v Blackburn
Wigan v Bolton

Saturday, 22 March 2008
Aston Villa v Sunderland
Blackburn v Wigan
Bolton v Man City
Chelsea v Arsenal
Everton v West Ham
Man Utd v Liverpool
>Middlesbrough v Derby
Newcastle v Fulham
Reading v Birmingham
Tottenham v Portsmouth

Saturday, 29 March 2008
Birmingham v Man City
Bolton v Arsenal
Chelsea v Middlesbrough
Derby v Fulham
Liverpool v Everton
Man Utd v Aston Villa
Portsmouth v Wigan
Reading v Blackburn
Sunderland v West Ham
Tottenham v Newcastle

Saturday, 5 April 2008
Arsenal v Liverpool
Aston Villa v Bolton
Blackburn v Tottenham
Everton v Derby
Fulham v Sunderland
Man City v Chelsea
Middlesbrough v Man Utd
Newcastle v Reading
West Ham v Portsmouth
Wigan v Birmingham

Saturday, 12 April 2008
Birmingham v Everton
Bolton v West Ham
Chelsea v Wigan
Derby v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Blackburn
Man Utd v Arsenal
Portsmouth v Newcastle
Reading v Fulham
Sunderland v Man City
Tottenham v Middlesbrough

Saturday, 19 April 2008
Arsenal v Reading
Aston Villa v Birmingham
Blackburn v Man Utd
Everton v Chelsea
Fulham v Liverpool
Man City v Portsmouth
Middlesbrough v Bolton
Newcastle v Sunderland
West Ham v Derby
Wigan v Tottenham

Saturday, 26 April 2008
Birmingham v Liverpool
Chelsea v Man Utd
Derby v Arsenal
Everton v Aston Villa
Man City v Fulham
Portsmouth v Blackburn
Sunderland v Middlesbrough
Tottenham v Bolton
West Ham v Newcastle
Wigan v Reading

Saturday, 3 May 2008
Arsenal v Everton
Aston Villa v Wigan
Blackburn v Derby
Bolton v Sunderland
Fulham v Birmingham
Liverpool v Man City
Man Utd v West Ham
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth
Newcastle v Chelsea
Reading v Tottenham

Sunday, 11 May 2008
Birmingham v Blackburn
Chelsea v Bolton
Derby v Reading
Everton v Middlesbrough
Man City v Newcastle
Portsmouth v Fulham
Sunderland v Arsenal
Tottenham v Liverpool
West Ham v Aston Villa
Wigan v Man Utd

Friday, July 20, 2007

What people say in court..

Taken from a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
They're things people actually said in court, word for word.



Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.