WHO - MAN ..

Who Man

You wake up so early
Who Man u look so girly..
Coz ur hair so curly
and ur body non burly..
You wear all pink and ur farts don stink
You mix rosewater in the water u drink
And u stare at the men and at the boys u wink..
Now its time to answer did u pee in the sink??

Who man who man where ya headed to man..
Goin to the gym or waitin in the loo man..
Who man who man what r ya gonna do man
Cry in ur room or beat me with ur shoe man..


Where r u from , eastside or westbrom
All ready for the prom goin with peter or with tom??
All ready who man ur lookin so great
ur dress is all hangin coz of ur backside's weight..
Is that ur ass or is that london gate..
Go now who man and don be late..

Who man who man who r you gonna sue man
Is it gonna be me or the guy who said no to you man..
Who man who man where's the rest of ur crew man..
Are they polishin their nails or r they cookin their stew man..


Valentine's day
and your too happy to be gay
You'll find a good lay
or thats what they say..
Is it john or Abhishek
Ur very own beefcake
y don u eat what u bake
And Leave them coz ur a fake..

Who man who man u cuddle winnie the pooh man..
Isn't that fr kids y don u go to the zoo man..
Who man who man u like playin nancy drew man..
U can't lie abt it all cz whts true is true man..

You visit the malls and niagra falls
But when it comes to *** y only viagra calls..
Admit it u don have it in between ur balls
Well then its settled u may go and sleep with the dolls..
You listen to elton and you listen 2 michael jackson
Thats coz u think they are the leaders of ur pack son..
What u don understan that both of them r whack son
There is smthin which both of them lack son..

Who man who man y r u feelin so blue man..
Is it coz of the beer or coz of drinkin that glue man..
Who man who man even sherlock holmes has no clue man
God must be confused and now he'll rue man..

You wear silky socks..
and u live like goldie locks..
And u giggle when u see the jocks..
and love visitin the docks..
U always seem game
when u kno he has a name
Althou its such a shame
He thinks ur so lame..

Who man who man u travel frm new york to zhangzhou man
Just to buy cheap cosmetics and feel that deja vu man..
Who man who man u have 1 what if u had 2 man..
Its all in ur mind i was talkin abt that screw man..

Who here who there who man is present every where..
On that chair,sittin in a pair,mafia layer..
Hockey player,Chicken slayer
Dark or fair..
Mixed or rare..
Richard or gere..
Tony or blair..
Daryll or hair..
Sole or spare..


DO WE CARE..
NAH
DON U DARE..

P.S (The contents of this rhyme shun be taken too personally by anyun coz the rhymemaster is a lil whack here and cud say anythin abt anyun as long as it rhymes..)