EPL 07-08 Schedule ..

Premier League fixtures 2007-08 - English Premier League Schedule and Fixtures

(All Fixtures Subject Change)

Saturday, 11 August 2007
Arsenal v Fulham
Aston Villa v Liverpool
Bolton v Newcastle
Chelsea v Birmingham
Derby v Portsmouth
Everton v Wigan
Man Utd v Reading
Middlesbrough v Blackburn
Sunderland v Tottenham
West Ham v Man City

Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Birmingham v Sunderland
Portsmouth v Man Utd
Reading v Chelsea
Tottenham v Everton
Wigan v Middlesbrough

Wednesday, 15 August 2007
Blackburn v Aston Villa
Fulham v Bolton
Liverpool v West Ham
Man City v Derby
Newcastle v Arsenal

Saturday, 18 August 2007
Birmingham v West Ham
Blackburn v Arsenal
Fulham v Middlesbrough
Liverpool v Chelsea
Man City v Man Utd
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Portsmouth v Bolton
Reading v Everton
Tottenham v Derby
Wigan v Sunderland

Saturday, 25 August 2007
Arsenal v Man City
Aston Villa v Fulham
Bolton v Reading
Chelsea v Portsmouth
Derby v Birmingham
Everton v Blackburn
Man Utd v Tottenham
Middlesbrough v Newcastle
Sunderland v Liverpool
West Ham v Wigan

Saturday, 1 September 2007
Arsenal v Portsmouth
Aston Villa v Chelsea
Blackburn v Man City
Bolton v Everton
Fulham v Tottenham
Liverpool v Derby
Man Utd v Sunderland
Middlesbrough v Birmingham
Newcastle v Wigan
Reading v West Ham

Saturday, 15 September 2007
Birmingham v Bolton
Chelsea v Blackburn
Derby v Newcastle
Everton v Man Utd
Man City v Aston Villa
Portsmouth v Liverpool
Sunderland v Reading
Tottenham v Arsenal
West Ham v Middlesbrough
Wigan v Fulham

Saturday, 22 September 2007
Arsenal v Derby
Aston Villa v Everton
Blackburn v Portsmouth
Bolton v Tottenham
Fulham v Man City
Liverpool v Birmingham
Man Utd v Chelsea
Middlesbrough v Sunderland
Newcastle v West Ham
Reading v Wigan

Saturday, 29 September 2007
Birmingham v Man Utd
Chelsea v Fulham
Derby v Bolton
Everton v Newcastle
Man City v Middlesbrough
Portsmouth v Reading
Sunderland v Blackburn
Tottenham v Aston Villa
West Ham v Arsenal
Wigan v Liverpool

Saturday, 6 October 2007
Arsenal v Sunderland
Aston Villa v West Ham
Blackburn v Birmingham
Bolton v Chelsea
Fulham v Portsmouth
Liverpool v Tottenham
Man Utd v Wigan
Middlesbrough v Everton
Newcastle v Man City
Reading v Derby

Saturday, 20 October 2007
Arsenal v Bolton
Aston Villa v Man Utd
Blackburn v Reading
Everton v Liverpool
Fulham v Derby
Man City v Birmingham
Middlesbrough v Chelsea
Newcastle v Tottenham
West Ham v Sunderland
Wigan v Portsmouth

Saturday, 27 October 2007
Birmingham v Wigan
Bolton v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Man City
Derby v Everton
Liverpool v Arsenal
Man Utd v Middlesbrough
Portsmouth v West Ham
Reading v Newcastle
Sunderland v Fulham
Tottenham v Blackburn

Saturday, 3 November 2007
Arsenal v Man Utd
Aston Villa v Derby
Blackburn v Liverpool
Everton v Birmingham
Fulham v Reading
Man City v Sunderland
Middlesbrough v Tottenham
Newcastle v Portsmouth
West Ham v Bolton
Wigan v Chelsea


Saturday, 10 November 2007
Birmingham v Aston Villa
Bolton v Middlesbrough
Chelsea v Everton
Derby v West Ham
Liverpool v Fulham
Man Utd v Blackburn
Portsmouth v Man City
Reading v Arsenal
Sunderland v Newcastle
Tottenham v Wigan

Saturday, 24 November 2007
Arsenal v Wigan
Birmingham v Portsmouth
Bolton v Man Utd
Derby v Chelsea
Everton v Sunderland
Fulham v Blackburn
Man City v Reading
Middlesbrough v Aston Villa
Newcastle v Liverpool
West Ham v Tottenham

Saturday, 1 December 2007
Aston Villa v Arsenal
Blackburn v Newcastle
Chelsea v West Ham
Liverpool v Bolton
Man Utd v Fulham
Portsmouth v Everton
Reading v Middlesbrough
Sunderland v Derby
Tottenham v Birmingham
Wigan v Man City

Saturday, 8 December 2007
Aston Villa v Portsmouth
Blackburn v West Ham
Bolton v Wigan
Chelsea v Sunderland
Everton v Fulham
Man Utd v Derby
Middlesbrough v Arsenal
Newcastle v Birmingham
Reading v Liverpool
Tottenham v Man City

Saturday, 15 December 2007
Arsenal v Chelsea
Birmingham v Reading
Derby v Middlesbrough
Fulham v Newcastle
Liverpool v Man Utd
Man City v Bolton
Portsmouth v Tottenham
Sunderland v Aston Villa
West Ham v Everton
Wigan v Blackburn

Saturday, 22 December 2007
Arsenal v Tottenham
Aston Villa v Man City
Blackburn v Chelsea
Bolton v Birmingham
Fulham v Wigan
Liverpool v Portsmouth
Man Utd v Everton
Middlesbrough v West Ham
Newcastle v Derby
Reading v Sunderland

Wednesday, 26 December 2007
Birmingham v Middlesbrough
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Derby v Liverpool
Everton v Bolton
Man City v Blackburn
Portsmouth v Arsenal
Sunderland v Man Utd
Tottenham v Fulham
West Ham v Reading
Wigan v Newcastle

Saturday, 29 December 2007
Birmingham v Fulham
Chelsea v Newcastle
Derby v Blackburn
Everton v Arsenal
Man City v Liverpool
Portsmouth v Middlesbrough
Sunderland v Bolton
Tottenham v Reading
West Ham v Man Utd
Wigan v Aston Villa

Tuesday, 1 January 2008
Arsenal v West Ham
Aston Villa v Tottenham
Blackburn v Sunderland
Bolton v Derby
Fulham v Chelsea
Liverpool v Wigan
Man Utd v Birmingham
Middlesbrough v Man City
Newcastle v Everton
Reading v Portsmouth

Saturday, 12 January 2008
Arsenal v Birmingham
Aston Villa v Reading
Bolton v Blackburn
Chelsea v Tottenham
Derby v Wigan
Everton v Man City
Man Utd v Newcastle
Middlesbrough v Liverpool
Sunderland v Portsmouth
West Ham v Fulham

Saturday, 19 January 2008
Birmingham v Chelsea
Blackburn v Middlesbrough
Fulham v Arsenal
Liverpool v Aston Villa
Man City v West Ham
Newcastle v Bolton
Portsmouth v Derby
Reading v Man Utd
Tottenham v Sunderland
Wigan v Everton

Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Arsenal v Newcastle
Bolton v Fulham
Derby v Man City
Middlesbrough v Wigan
Sunderland v Birmingham
West Ham v Liverpool

Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Aston Villa v Blackburn
Chelsea v Reading
Everton v Tottenham
Man Utd v Portsmouth

Saturday, 2 February 2008
Birmingham v Derby
Blackburn v Everton
Fulham v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Sunderland
Man City v Arsenal
Newcastle v Middlesbrough
Portsmouth v Chelsea
Reading v Bolton
Tottenham v Man Utd
Wigan v West Ham



Saturday, 9 February 2008
Arsenal v Blackburn
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Bolton v Portsmouth
Chelsea v Liverpool
Derby v Tottenham
Everton v Reading
Man Utd v Man City
Middlesbrough v Fulham
Sunderland v Wigan
West Ham v Birmingham

Saturday, 23 February 2008
Birmingham v Arsenal
Blackburn v Bolton
Fulham v West Ham
Liverpool v Middlesbrough
Man City v Everton
Newcastle v Man Utd
Portsmouth v Sunderland
Reading v Aston Villa
Tottenham v Chelsea
Wigan v Derby

Saturday, 1 March 2008
Arsenal v Aston Villa
Birmingham v Tottenham
Bolton v Liverpool
Derby v Sunderland
Everton v Portsmouth
Fulham v Man Utd
Man City v Wigan
Middlesbrough v Reading
Newcastle v Blackburn
West Ham v Chelsea

Saturday, 8 March 2008
Aston Villa v Middlesbrough
Blackburn v Fulham
Chelsea v Derby
Liverpool v Newcastle
Man Utd v Bolton
Portsmouth v Birmingham
Reading v Man City
Sunderland v Everton
Tottenham v West Ham
Wigan v Arsenal

Saturday, 15 March 2008
Arsenal v Middlesbrough
Birmingham v Newcastle
Derby v Man Utd
Fulham v Everton
Liverpool v Reading
Man City v Tottenham
Portsmouth v Aston Villa
Sunderland v Chelsea
West Ham v Blackburn
Wigan v Bolton

Saturday, 22 March 2008
Aston Villa v Sunderland
Blackburn v Wigan
Bolton v Man City
Chelsea v Arsenal
Everton v West Ham
Man Utd v Liverpool
>Middlesbrough v Derby
Newcastle v Fulham
Reading v Birmingham
Tottenham v Portsmouth

Saturday, 29 March 2008
Birmingham v Man City
Bolton v Arsenal
Chelsea v Middlesbrough
Derby v Fulham
Liverpool v Everton
Man Utd v Aston Villa
Portsmouth v Wigan
Reading v Blackburn
Sunderland v West Ham
Tottenham v Newcastle

Saturday, 5 April 2008
Arsenal v Liverpool
Aston Villa v Bolton
Blackburn v Tottenham
Everton v Derby
Fulham v Sunderland
Man City v Chelsea
Middlesbrough v Man Utd
Newcastle v Reading
West Ham v Portsmouth
Wigan v Birmingham

Saturday, 12 April 2008
Birmingham v Everton
Bolton v West Ham
Chelsea v Wigan
Derby v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Blackburn
Man Utd v Arsenal
Portsmouth v Newcastle
Reading v Fulham
Sunderland v Man City
Tottenham v Middlesbrough

Saturday, 19 April 2008
Arsenal v Reading
Aston Villa v Birmingham
Blackburn v Man Utd
Everton v Chelsea
Fulham v Liverpool
Man City v Portsmouth
Middlesbrough v Bolton
Newcastle v Sunderland
West Ham v Derby
Wigan v Tottenham

Saturday, 26 April 2008
Birmingham v Liverpool
Chelsea v Man Utd
Derby v Arsenal
Everton v Aston Villa
Man City v Fulham
Portsmouth v Blackburn
Sunderland v Middlesbrough
Tottenham v Bolton
West Ham v Newcastle
Wigan v Reading

Saturday, 3 May 2008
Arsenal v Everton
Aston Villa v Wigan
Blackburn v Derby
Bolton v Sunderland
Fulham v Birmingham
Liverpool v Man City
Man Utd v West Ham
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth
Newcastle v Chelsea
Reading v Tottenham

Sunday, 11 May 2008
Birmingham v Blackburn
Chelsea v Bolton
Derby v Reading
Everton v Middlesbrough
Man City v Newcastle
Portsmouth v Fulham
Sunderland v Arsenal
Tottenham v Liverpool
West Ham v Aston Villa
Wigan v Man Utd

What people say in court..

Taken from a little book called "Disorder in the Court."
They're things people actually said in court, word for word.



Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Funny Exam Answers..

Curry n Rice Girl..Really Funny..

Pirates of the American Constitution..

Harry Potter n the order of the phoenix..

Well i was sitting at home watching pirates 3 on dvd when a friend of mine called and checked whether i would like to go for a movie the movie being harry potter and the order of the phoenix.I said sure man tht shud be gud fun (considering the fact that am a decent enough harry potter fan n i have read all the 6 installments and am now waiting for the release of the 7th and final installment..)

So within 15 mins i was on my way to PVR Saket checking for the availability of tickets..To our dismay all the shows were SOLD OUT (not only for Harry Potter but for other silly movies like Grudge 2 , Wild hogs , Epic Movie , Naqaab n all aswell..)..We then decided to rush to PVR Priya where we got the tickets easily (i kept on checking the tickets just to ensure whther everything was right or not with em..But they were perfect..)..N then the roller coaster ride began (i mean the movie at the 7:30 in the evnin..)


The Review
Less flash, more grit, The Order of the Phoenix is definitely the most introspective of the Harry Potter movies. If you’re expecting fast-paced wizardry action at every turn, however, you might be disappointed.

Story
As the fifth year at Hogwarts begins, most of the wizardry world is having a hard time believing Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) has returned, further propagated by the Ministry of Magic, who refuses to recognize anything evil is brewing and blames all the hullabaloo on Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and Dumbledore (Michael Gambon). The Ministry even interferes with Hogwarts business by making Ministry employee Dolores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton) the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, whose outwardly sweet demeanor hides a sadistic streak a mile wide. She thinks the children should only learn about the Dark Arts “theoretically” and tortures all those who disagree. But the Voldemort threat is a reality, and Dumbledore has re-formed the Order of the Phoenix, a group of witches and wizards that prepares to battle the Dark Lord. Harry is unfortunately being kept in the dark, for his protection, of course, even as his connection to Voldemort grows stronger, and he’s royally peeved at being ignored. Urged on by Hermione (Emma Watson) and Ron (Rupert Grint), he forms his own order of Hogwarts students called Dumbledore’s Army to teach them what defenses against the Dark Arts he has already learned. Oh, yeah, Harry also shares his first kiss but make no bones about it—love is the furthest thing on Harry’s mind when the crap hits the fan. War is imminent.

Acting
Everyone steps up their game in Order of the Phoenix. Radcliffe, Watson and Grint have shed their adolescent whininess and aw-shucks goofiness to give their characters the greatest depth so far. They are forced to grow up pretty quickly in Order, with little time for any playfulness, and the three actors handle the seriousness with aplomb. Of course, both Radcliffe and Grint have already ventured out of the Potter world—Radcliffe shed more than just adolescence on stage in a production of Equus, while Grint lost his virginity in the indie Driving Lessons--and their extra experience shows in Order. Also good are Matthew Lewis as the usually clumsy Neville Longbottom, who shows his mettle in more ways than one, and newcomer Evanna Lynch as the slightly off-kilter Luna Lovegood, who proves to be a loyal member of Dumbledore’s Army. But the kids have to keep up with the talented adult cast, especially Oscar-nominated Staunton (Vera Drake) as Umbridge. The veteran actress’ interpretation of one of J.K. Rowling’s nastiest characters so far in the Potter lore is spot-on, down to the pink wool suits and irritating twitter “ahem” she uses when she wants your undivided attention. Helena Bonham Carter also makes an impression, however over the top it is, as the evil Voldemort follower Bellatrix Lestrange. Does she ever want to look pretty onscreen? Then there’s the laundry list of Brits whose time onscreen may be short but is nonetheless memorable, including Alan Rickman as the sneering Prof. Snape; Gambon as the wise but flawed Dumbledore; Gary Oldman as the kindly Sirius Black, Harry’s only real family; and of course, Fiennes as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. His late-in-the-game appearance once again throws you for a loop.

Direction
It stands to reason that at five movies in, moviegoers would have a favorite Harry Potter flick by now. Those who love those Triwizard Tournament special effects might feel The Goblet of Fire was the best; or Prisoner of Azkaban for its time-bending action. Yet, The Order of the Phoenix may be the one movie that speaks directly to the fans of the books. Without as much wide-eyed wonderment or wizardry flash, the story is still chockfull of compelling details that are absolutely pivotal to the continuing Harry Potter saga. Screenwriter Michael Goldenberg (Peter Pan) and director David Yates (HBO’s The Girl in the Café;) manage to wade through this volume of information and cut successfully to the chase with great effect. Yates, who has signed on to do the sixth movie, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, even shows an affinity for action in the final, dramatic confrontation between good witches and wizards and bad ones. But overall, Order of the Phoenix may leave audiences not as well-versed in the novels a little itchy for some good old-fashioned wand-waving and Disney special effects. Thing is, it’s just going to keep getting darker and darker for Harry and his crew. The days of happy, fun playtime are over..



All in all a must watch movie for everyone..Potter fan or not..People who haven't read the book can still enjoy it..Although its rated PG-13 in the US so please excercise caution if you are taking your lil kids along with you (Althou there's practically nothin there)..Enjoy..